I want some brave woman to date one of these guys, put a bit of bacon up there, and when it falls out during sex, tell them that that’s what a hymen looks like. “Oh, yeah, it’s supposed to smell hickory-smoked, that’s how you can tell I’m a for-real virgin”

Guys, I’m like, so broken up that I won’t be able to marry an angry misogynist.

As a dude, this whole double standard is puzzling as hell.

Like they would know what it looked like. PLEASE FOOLS you can’t even find the clitoris.

Favre couldn’t do that - he would have thrown it to one of the defensive backs.

It’s truly amazing how many stupid people will follow these diet fads until they get bored and go back to eating an entire pint of ice cream while watching Netflix.

Eat more fruits and vegetables and lean meats. Stop eating junk food and other bullshit that is obviously terrible for you. And fucking exercise. If you do…

My big red list no-no’s - flour, sugar, dairy, and red meat

Unfortunate timing to be sure and it is nice they apologized. However, the Secret Service generally doesn’t even comment on security protocol and has certainly no jurisdiction over the President’s schedule. Their sole purview as it relates to this is to protect their protectees and if that means closing a park, it…

Public sector Wisconsin worker here. You’re not allowed to hate him more than I am.

In a just world he would be the world leader in getting hit by trains;

Stories like this are so frustrating. If we should have a conversation about measures for protecting the President or anyone else under the purview of the Secret Service, that’s fine, but it’s unfair to beat on these guys for this one. They were following a well established protocol, not acting on a whim. If they…

By all means, continue Pete. I’m sure you’ll get a lot of sympathy over your complaints with bad officiating....

Oh God I hate when they look at the credit card for my name. It bothers me so much I can’t go back to any place that does it. It’s just creepy.

Here’s the flipside to forced informality. I go by my middle name (I sign with a first initial and full middle and last). However, since my first name is on my ID, fucking bank tellers I’ve never met in my goddamn life will be all, “so, [FIRST NAME], what can I do for you today?”

You should address people as they wish to be addressed. Just ask ‘em.

Ideally yes.

These kinds of pieces come up from time to time and they always miss the most important part: teach your kids to ask what someone wants to be called, then call them that. They prefer Mrs. Snoghorn you call them Mrs. Snoghorn. They prefer Fat Amy, you call them Fat Amy. True etiquette is not calling someone something…

I really don’t get the animosity of some of the comments I’ve seen (not just here). He’s not telling everyone that they should make every ingredient they eat from scratch, he just enjoys learning about the processes that go into creating things. Don’t want to go through the trouble he did? Go to Panera. But he seems…

God forbid someone takes the time to understand the world around them.

*shrugs* I applaud him for doing something he thought was going to be interesting and fun. Who cares if this was a stunt?