You missed the best part!

The Giants need him back ASAP. Unlike the rest of the team, JPP still has enough fingers to count to three.

We once had a blatantly racist and offensive “review”—a specific, named attack, no less—which was up for well over a year.

Maybe they can change their name to the “Washington Redseats.”

Why am I supposed to care about Jonathan Franzen again?

I first noticed my hairline receding in my mid-20s. It was troubling at first but I decided I wasn’t going to take prescription meds and that I wasn’t going to spend the next two decades buying and applying Rogaine. So I just started shaving it with trimmers.

I give this story 1.5 thumbs up.

What the hell are you doing, lady?

replying here because I can’t on groupthink.

4” doesn’t seem like a huge difference, I’d imagine it’d be similar to dating a girl who’s 5’2”, no?

also, one of the best subtly political sketches:

Black Ice

The Aerobics Dance Competition one is so fucking creepy, it’s perfect.

It’s all about Cat Branchman:

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

I went with a friend to a barber shop in Boston’s North End that is like this. I waited for about two minutes and hightailed it out of there. Clearly a “no girls allowed” joint and I was very uncomfortable just sitting there. I was also stoned so maybe that had something to do with it. But, you know, I didn’t care. It…

Grierson has been biting my shit since 1986, when he was the weird kid from the Catholic school in the honors program they bussed us to once a week. I’ve been carrying that guy my whole life.

Deadspin. It’s the perfect name because, as Nick Denton said when he came up with it, “It’s two one-syllable words right next to one another. It’s short and easy to remember. It doesn’t mean anything. People will make fun of you for it for a couple of months, and then they’ll just accept it as the name and move on.”…

Yeah Vox is full of bad journalism.