I can’t turn of the inner geo nerd when I see the trailers. San Andreas is a transverse fault, not a subduction fault! It can’t create an earthquake this big.

When Mother Nature tried to implode it, it was a LOT more terrifying! That roof weighs 580,000 pounds!

Here is the actual Metrodome implosion. Maybe it’s not as exciting as the other footage so they figured, “Hey, who’s gonna notice?”

This might have never actually happened, but that never stopped the good people of Minneapolis and St. Paul from wanting it to happen every time we saw that Teflon roof.

This is one of the best mic drops I’ve ever read.

Look,

I graduated high school like the week before camera phones became a thing, and for that I will be eternally grateful.

I still love Millihelen! I don’t have a style blog (ignoring your sarcasm quotient, obviously) but I am the Executive Director of a nonprofit agency (read: big responsibilities, little money) and have thought about starting one for power dressing on the cheap. If I get it started, I will send you the link.

If nothing else, this bit gave us an amazing gif of Bill Nye saying “That just makes no fucking sense.”

The only problem with them, is somehow they’re allowed to use public roads, main arterials even, going 5 MPH.

Fun Fact: Saints Team Psychologist - Bill Murray

STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS

As an aside the Saint’s new stadium looks really nice. It should considering how much it cost, but still:

They announced like an inning later that they have the guy a ball and some other swag for graciously returning it. Side note, that was first game in the Saints new stadium. It’s extremely nice for an independent league stadium. Totally will go there again.

We asked all the married couples to come out on the dance floor and then the DJ whittled it down to the couple who was married the longest (40 years for the couple at our wedding) and we gave it to them. I saw it done at wedding years ago, then it went to a couple married for 60 years, and it was really fun. People…