This! Geez, I keep adding to my list reading folks’ responses.

Chris Rock’s documentation of his being stopped by the police for driving while black seems like a pretty strong argument against some part of the “New Black” idea.

My Mirena failed and I wound up with an ectopic pregnancy.

I also get super extra horny around the 3 o’clock slump. I always wish I could just have a quick fuck, a snack, then take a nap for the rest of the workday.

Dude here: Around 3:00 pm, super inconvenient.

7:54 is sleeping time? God I wish I was a journalist, I’m a student and I am out of house no later than 8 most time.

But, in case he’s busy... here’s Terry Crews.

“Hi I am the Rock and I am going to make you fall even more in love with me, because it’s not enough that I am handsome with a chiseled bod, I am also the best human being.”

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

That’s the wrong picture, you meant to say he needed one of these:

Okay, what the fuck with people grabbing the ketogenic diet. That one is for fucking epilepsy. Who the fuck in their right mind does that?

will someone tell me why i smoke these damn things

OMG so so so much yes! I wish I could quote and frame what you just said and show this to every one of my patients.
But they like Dr. Oz more, so....

“ The new person playing the “Vulvatron character” has been announced. “

I kind of don’t like this.

spoiler alert: it can’t

Same here. I have to be on a specific diet and I have severe food allergies (real ones, not imagined ones) and every time someone tells me that I would be cured if I went gluten-free (which would kill me), I want to hulk-smash.