Angel is probably my favorite ending ever. And it is definitely my favorite closing line.

As the son of an intellectual property lawyer, I am going to have to be pedantic. Thermos lost the rights to the trademark of the name Thermos, not its patent as you implied.

Lobbying for Christina Aguilera as Robot Samantha.

I'm waiting for the "How to Draw Real Dicks" post so I can say:

See, they're going towards the armpits.

I still don't buy he "accidentally" gave up his parental rights. I think he had no problem giving them up and refusing to pay child support when he thought his ex was going to be a single parent to their child. When he found out their child was put up for adoption, THEN he wanted her back. He stated multiple times…

Being a native Minnesotan, I was shocked when I saw that. Half of my friends back home were Packers fans. Luckily I'm from Rochester which is in the northern most county in the southeast corner that gets the game. Go them!

So, Mr. Smith, before you were stabbed were you wearing a shirt? When the knife pierced your chest did you specifically tell your attacker to stop? When he stabbed you the second time did you bother to say "No" in a firm clear voice? When you walked around being a jerk earlier in the day, weren't you pretty much…

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It is time for you to make peace with sauerkraut, so that your palate can level up.

Satisfied she had made her point about taste, Evans removed her top and resumed fondling a taxidemied goat.

I am a male and I wear a kilt suit. More skirts for everyone always!

I hate the headline because it's my team and it's accurate. I love the headline for using Mollywhopped. And I hate myself for loving it. I am Ike and Tina all in one.

I don't think this "modesty" meme is a good thing, but parents have a right to decide how their kids dress (within reason). If he says no short shorts, she should listen. If she insists, then he has a right to punish in some way (again, within reason). I think it's unfair to armchair quarterback someone else's…

Yes, I was an early developer and when I really started sprouting boobs and hips (around age 12) my mom started policing what I wore out of the house. And "slut shaming" had nothing to do with it - she was responding to seeing grown men ogling my body. She knew the world was unsafe enough for young girls and she…

so, as a mother i struggle with how i'll handle situations like this when my daughter gets older. i wouldn't want her leaving the house in super tiny short either. not because i'm a slut shaming prude, but because in the world we live in girls and women are constantly at risk of sexual violence, and whether it's just…