No discussion of Nutella is complete without a comparison of North American Nutella vs. European Nutella. European Nutella comes in a glass jar; North American Nutella comes in a plastic jar. One is imported from Europe; the other is imported from Canada. We will cut to the chase- the European Nutella tastes better.

Being hit by a car.

Why does someone who has had everything so easy in her life still try so hard? It's really disquieting how focused she is on creating an image, but I honestly don't even know who her target audience is.

My vote would be for Topher from Dollhouse. At the beginning of the series, an amoral little geek shitweasel playing god for a corporate paycheck and good work snacks, but by the end of the series? Well let's just say he grew as a person and a human being.

Yet another Buffy character: Anya Christina Emmanuella Stupidname Madeitup Jenkins.

Rory the Roman!!! I HATED his character in the beginning, but then he becomes this:

Rory is a great choice! Two thousand years . . . sobs

*Drops Mic....*

So good that, instead of getting offed a couple episodes later like was originally intended, they made him a regular (ironically enough, Walter White began as a humane, compassionate character who has since turned into a monstrous stereotype...but in a great, entertaining, captivating way):

Jayne Cobb.

Charles Gunn from Angel, the BtVS spinoff. I cringed so hard that first episode...

I'm going with an obvious answer in Buffy's "The Body." It's one of the most stunningly filmed, lovingly acted, fantastically directed episodes in television history to me. But I think its impact on how death is portrayed and dealt with on television merits this nomination on its own.

There are a few of these for…

The Constant from Lost, you know why.

Why? Because it is ridiculously awesome and fun, that is why it is my best episode! Screw being smart or profound, give me a vampire being turned into a puppet!

Would love to, but first I have to read Snooki's memoir and then listen to the complete works of Limp Bizkit.

Where the hell is the prank? Is the prank that Deadspin has fired all of its editors, thereby allowing this worthless drivel to see the light of day? Is the headline supposed to ironic, as the only one who comes across as decent in this whole story is the guy who was Vander-jacked? Since when has stealing from a…

I wish we could just rewrite the damn law so waiters/waitresses/bartenders got paid a respectable wage, and tips could go back to being just that: a tip for exceptional service, not an income necessity. It's a crime that anyone is paid below minimum wage, especially when the federal minimum is below a living wage.

This makes me feel bad for Mike Vanderjagt, which is a phrase I never thought I would say. I mean, they took his shit, paraded it around, and publicly humiliated him, and he was still just trying to get it back without involving the police. Those guys are grade A douches

These guys are the comedic equivalent of a missed field goal.