No discussion of Nutella is complete without a comparison of North American Nutella vs. European Nutella. European Nutella comes in a glass jar; North American Nutella comes in a plastic jar. One is imported from Europe; the other is imported from Canada. We will cut to the chase- the European Nutella tastes better.

Being hit by a car.

Why does someone who has had everything so easy in her life still try so hard? It's really disquieting how focused she is on creating an image, but I honestly don't even know who her target audience is.

Ugh. I have a friend who is Kenyan-American, who now holds her PhD and teaches, BUT...she received a scholarship to attend Auburn University for her PhD, and the first day in a class that she was co-teaching, the white male co-teacher told her that she couldn't leave her backpack at the front of HIS class, and that…

Those white girls who are pissed should probably quit rather than comment anonymously.

Would love to, but first I have to read Snooki's memoir and then listen to the complete works of Limp Bizkit.

Where the hell is the prank? Is the prank that Deadspin has fired all of its editors, thereby allowing this worthless drivel to see the light of day? Is the headline supposed to ironic, as the only one who comes across as decent in this whole story is the guy who was Vander-jacked? Since when has stealing from a…

I wish we could just rewrite the damn law so waiters/waitresses/bartenders got paid a respectable wage, and tips could go back to being just that: a tip for exceptional service, not an income necessity. It's a crime that anyone is paid below minimum wage, especially when the federal minimum is below a living wage.

I agree, by "punked" this article should really have been titled: Sadsack Former NFL Player gets Property Stolen by two-bit Comedians who for some reason, never go to Jail.

Sadsack Deadspin Reader Punked into Reading Stupid Article about Two Sadsack Drunken Comedians Who Committed a Felony - TWICE - Against Idiot Kicker Who I Almost Feel Bad For Now

So, two half-rate comedians commit grand larceny and brag about it to anyone who will listen? Cool story, bro...

'Fuck you.' What were they going to do, extradite us from L.A.?

This makes me feel bad for Mike Vanderjagt, which is a phrase I never thought I would say. I mean, they took his shit, paraded it around, and publicly humiliated him, and he was still just trying to get it back without involving the police. Those guys are grade A douches

These guys are the comedic equivalent of a missed field goal.

So two guys steal what is probably one of the guys favorite possessions, brag about it, then act like assholes and hold out when he asks for it back. Not sure why this article is so slanted against Vanderjagt. These two just sound like a couple of douchebags. Stealing his jerseys isn't even that funny of a story. …

So if someone steals from me, I've been "punked"? I'll be damned. I was hoping to find these two douches in jail before the end of the article.

What a hilarious prank! KIDS COMMIT THE DARNDEST FELONIES!

I don't like a story where the person who comes across like the least biggest piece of shit is Mike Vanderjagt.

I had all forty-seven of my labors in a gutter located beside a major U.S. Highway, attended only by alcoholic rodeo clowns. All of my angels are precious.

MOMMY WARS!