Gurl, if Bernie can’t decisively win Iowa, what chance does he have with the Democratic electorate in the rest of the country, which is far more representative of America at large? The importance of Iowa is the perception boost it can give, no one gives a shit about the delegates that you get from Iowa (which, if we…

Her office is in fucking Brooklyn Heights. That shit has been gentrified since before she (and probably Bernie) were born. Yes, she put her offices in BK for the optics, but like to call her a gentrifier for putting her HQ in an office building in Brooklyn Heights is a bit rich.

YASSSS this is why as much as I love the words coming out of Bernie Sanders’s mouth and how happy I am that a socialist is doing so well, that he needs to sit down and go back to Congress. The Presidency is not a position that does well for non-centrists on either side (and its Constitutionally designed to be that…

I always thought Hateretha was behind the Sweet Potato Pie Shortage of ‘15, this just proves it.

This is super embarrassing, but I’m pretty sure I own at least 4 copies of this movie in various formats (VHS, 2x DVD because my sister and I both had to own a copy until we lived together, and then an HD digital download from Amazon because a movie of this caliber has to be witnessed in the highest possible…

Just FYI, Whitesboro is like two villages over from New Hartford, where that creepy church that beat teenagers to death was...

I have those nights more frequently than I should be admitting in a public forum...

To all the concern trolls out there worrying about how her cover was too “sexy” and how sportsMEN of the year don’t typically do such a revealing cover:

NO. s’ only goes after plurals. If a singular noun ends in an s, the possessive should be s’s. Sorry I had an insane grammar nazi of an English teacher in high school and I still have PTSD scars to this day when I see certain grammar/usage issues.

Because she loves her body and likes to show it. Believe me, she’s not doing that for the men who read SI, who (along with so many others) have given her more shit about her body than praise. She’s doing it for Serena.

Are the Williamses Jehovahs Witnesses? I love them so much I can probably get over it, especially since they don’t seem to impose it on the world, but I just need to know.

Yeah, looking at his blog and his Facebook, I’m starting to think the porn he’s watching is not the straight kind... I say this with no judgment, just that its clear he needs to sort some stuff out.

In the RNC’s sort of defense, I think they are pretty terrified by this shit too, they just have no fucking clue how to stop it (not to say that they didn’t help start it) and the crazies are either openly hostile to the RNC or simply refuse to listen to anything they say.

Yeah, exactly. Hitler didn’t start violating civil liberties and fucking with elections and stuff until after he already acquired a decent amount of power. The only thing saving this election, though, and probably the US is that none of these people actually seem to want to be president or even crave power the way…

Glad to help, because as much as I am glad that you love Sirk and love that Haynes channeled him in Far From Heaven that’s not all he is capable of. His films often feel cold and almost too academic, but there is so much happening in them that even if your heart is left a little cold, your brain is engaged so much it…

Probably not. Haynes is not, by definition, a Sirkian director. Far From Heaven was his intentional riff on Sirk, filtered through Fassbinder. His other movies tend to have other influences.

Safe is truly his masterpiece, but Velvet Goldmine is such a beautiful insane and glorious piece of cinema. Where else do you get a movie about how Oscar Wilde is really a magic alien who transmits fabulous gayness through the world through a magic brooch that is simultaneously a riff on Citizen Kane and 1984?

Gurl you know that Hate-retha is the one that’s been buying all those pies up... She gets to come for Patti while stuffing her face. It’s a win-win.

Seriously you guys. The only thing difficult about baking a pie is making crust (which is more of a somewhat annoying process than anything else) but there are plenty of high-quality store bought crusts out there, which are great for when you want to make pie but don’t have the time or patience to make a crust. Making…

Think of the difference in taste between butternut squash (which by the way is so much better than pumpkin if you want to make “pumpkin pie” without canned pumpkin) and sweet potatoes, that’s pretty much it. The added sugar is probably less, since sweet potatoes are much sweeter than pumpkin, but otherwise it still…