In case that happens, I really, really want to watch you go through labor and give birth.

As a gay man, this concerns me. What if my body figures out how to somehow have a baby?

This should be a photoshop thread.

More like a disco inferno.

To infinity...and beyond?

Real Jeeps have no doors.

Well. Seeing as how the season just ended, there will likely be a lot less NASCAR posts until late january.

Those kids have only their selfies to blame.

Yep, I had my hand on the drawer that holds my vodka (work-sized, so it’s discreet); thankfully, it was not needed!!

This article was far too suspenseful.

They shamed you how? Because their mullets were vastly superior?

Problem solved. Next

Charlotte.‏@charlotteirene8

“I don’t want him anywhere near my team,” one front office executive said. “He’s a traitor.”

The bar is so low because people generally suck. I agree that this fact itself is lamentable, but still... good guy is good guy on this one and it’s nice to see people acknowledge it.

The point of the list isn’t to tout the US’s dominance... it’s to tout Michael Phelps’s dominance. You mention the relatively short amount of time most countries have been in the Olympics. And how some countries have only been in for 20 or so years (which would be 5 Olympic Cycles). Michael Phelps is in his 5th…

I don’t think anyone buying these behemoths are all that concerned about fuel economy.

80 minutes of eating?! This has to include cooking time or something. I spend like 20 minutes, max...