Yeah, I tuned out after the first quarter of the seco...

Dude, there’s 2700+ words before you even bring the prospect of advantage up! Some of us have jobs, you know.

Your math is off. A 3-pointer is not worth one-third more than 2 fouls shots could be, it’s worth 50% more than 2 foul shots.

I’m a girl, so all my life I have been told that my clothing sends messages to other people. If I wear a skirt that is a little too short or a shirt that shows a little too much cleavage, I am apparently communicating that I consent to being groped or worse.

It’s only called ‘standard time’ because there needed to be a distinction once DTS was instituted. It’s a retronym, like ‘acoustic guitar’ or ‘analog clock’

Well now I know what I want for lunch

That got intense pretty fast.

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

Just like Derek Carr cried when Erin Andrews sacked him in London.

Game 4 is Sunday.

In other news, the kitten from the “just hang in there” poster finally fell off that branch and died.

I wouldn’t call Indexed Universal Life Insurance a “scam” per-se but it sounds like the pitch you got wasn’t entirely honest either. A lot of people who sell Indexed UL will present sales illustrations that are tremendously over optimistic (if you average 15% returns every year you’ll be rich!), and the devil is in…

As long as there is no Coffee or Mustangs involved.....

Sometimes you need to be shocked back into your senses.

“And then you get six people to eat several over-sized dicks... and they get six people...”

It might.

I love the app drawer. I don’t know why anyone would have be against hitting one icon to bring up an alphabetically sorted list of all the apps and shortcuts on your phone.

I like NASCAR, but their point system is dumb. It is possible to win the first 35 races of the season and lose the championship in the 36th. Their response is it is possible to go undefeated and lose the Super Bowl like the Patriots did several years ago, but the Patriots can’t be wrecked out of the Super Bowl by…

You shut your lying mouth! This is going to be great! I need this to be great!