chasedouglast
DB8guy
chasedouglast

How to improve Tesla build quality.

Around 20 years ago rt. 46 in Parsippany NJ and my friend Matt was taking the 350 version of this, with a little work done, for a test drive. This car had tint so dark that I’m pretty sure it absorbed energy around it like a NJ Guido black hole. Anyhoo at a stop light the owner said floor it etc. Matt proceeded to

  1. Something about pedestrians and Cars & Coffee?

Where the fuck is the God damned spoiler?!?!?!

I’m not honestly sure if you’re trolling or not; either way, I’m going to disregard my own advice because I have nothing better to do at the moment, I have speech-to-text, and I enjoy the sound of my own voice.

Low hanging fruit that dismisses dialectal affectations.

You’re not very good at this.

IE is for meth heads, dummy.

i wish all the rampages weren’t born with a terminal illness...

Fiero

Would you like all of my new car reviews to explicitly state: “But you should just buy a 1995 Jeep Cherokee for $600 instead”?

...Because I figured that was implied.

Manual transmissions make almost any car better. I have a 05 Camry. Camry’s are made to get from point A to Point B without any drama for the maximum number of years. Without any drama can also be translated as without any fun.

Good review, good little car. I could see James May in one of these.

*EDIT* Added 370z.

Porsche 959, Ferrari F40, Buick GN, Mercedes 190E, Toyota MR2, BMW E30 M3, and I would still throw the 80's Supra, 300z, and RX-7 in there too. There was a lot of mediocrity in the 80's but it was definitely a transition era that saw fuel injection, turbocharging, and other texh come to the masses. And as far as just

I just thought your description read like a Donald Trump press conference. Sorry for the bother..

So he really “Trumped” them up at the shareholder meetings?

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Your argument doesn’t hold water this thing is within 30-ish Pounds of the weight of a 2006 GTI

This generation Forester XT was quicker than the 2017 GTI from the factory floor.