“This car is what I look like on the inside” is the most perfect thing I have ever heard to describe this ridiculous hobby of ours. I’m going to look at my fifteen-year-old modded-to-hell Impreza a little differently from now on, ‘cause holy shit, it’s actually my messy innards laid bare in steel and glass and rubber…
USURPER is, quite possibly, the most perfect license plate you could have on the Z in this story. But you probably already know that.
You own that car in Virginia? You must be nuts.
“The tint is illegal,” he told me, “but I’ve never gotten pulled over for it.”
Grow up, the internet doesn’t stop for you
Pants yes, by request of the bride. That annoying harlet!
WHAAAAAAT. DOUG’S GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAZEL TOV!!!!!!
The funny thing is, I don’t live in the suburbs OR have a family and I bet my life is a lot more tedious than yours.
As much as he talks about poop, Drew secretly knows things. It’s pretty weird.
This is partially true, but as we’ve seen, Trump is also rallying the inbred, uneducated, racist faction of the nation’s population who either already voted Republican to keep down the blacks and Muslims and Mexicans, or didn’t vote before because no candidate was vocally enough against the blacks, Muslims, and…
Honestly, you should get points if you even manage to make it to the halfway point of this turd of an article. Yes, lets make a guy lose all 50 states so we can prove our party is still pure. Forget that when the primaries are done, 11 Million people will have voted for the guy. I feel like 20 years from now, Trump’s…
I hate their youth.
I am an irritable Dad with a law degree. I surrender
Hey! I don’t have kids.
I am an irritable dad with a law degree! It’s so nice to be recognized.
I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?
Damnit Tay!
What we learned from the deadspin comments section today:
- former plumber’s apprentice-turned face pounding super star did not go to college for gender studies
- some people think Conor is overrated because he lost recently
- many Deadspin commenters feel deep religious devotion towards legal contracts
Great Kinja, gang
They’d better cast a proper Scottish fox for the live action movie.