I could go on and on about how much I love Jalopnik, what great quality of work is being dished out constantly, or how well all of your writers interact with all of your readers here in the comment section. But instead I’m just going to link to what I consider one of the best articles to ever appear on this blog so we…

Tell me this is true, and also.... where can I watch this?!

You are a national treasure.

Can I get ungrayed as well Andrew? Please? If you do I’ll do a donut in my Z71 Diesel... promise!

God dammit Bobby, you are an American treasure.

That’s... actually a really cool sounding job and I do kind of envy you. Way to go!

I don’t know what your job title is, but if you’re just waking up then I don’t envy you. Keep fighting the good fight.

Can’t we just look at this and realize that there is no problem? What are people trying to be offended at? A Colonial bakery, is that really so bad?

Am I the only person who know whats a breakfast dish made entirely of WWII Puns? I demand Luftwaffles and Panzercakes!

Those hood mounted lights are hideous, take them away and the car looks stunning.

Semi-related to the topic, but you just spat out one hell of a list of “great” baseball moments. Is there a book or Netflix special that goes over all of these? A compilation of Baseball Controversy’s or something like that? If not, Deadspin writers, get on this! Talk about an amazing article! “Top 10 Baseball…

He called it “A ‘WORST GAME OF 2014' Contender” how is that possibly not an opinion? He hasn’t “overstepped his boundaries.” It’s time to slow the PC train down, if Jim is saying anything on his show that hurts your feelings then don’t watch it.

I’ve been a fan of Gawker for along time now, but I can’t ignore the obvious lack of quality that has come from a good portion of the talented writers leaving. Where are the good writers going? If Gawker keeps sinking, where should I turn to next?

You are wrong. The X tail lights are the best part about the Renegade. What tail light would possibly look better?

You just summed up my feelings perfectly, thank you for that. I’ve been struggling to explain to people why I want stories to be accurate, even when it’s science fiction. Writers and directors take all this time building characters and their motivations, they take the time to build a whole world and explain the rules,…

Sounds awesome to me. Do you have a mailing list of some kind to keep us up to date on when to expect this project? I’ve got $20 worth of kickstarter funds right here if you go that route. Get some preliminary drawings going, concept art, an intro story board and get that on kickstarter.

Also, you’re obviously very…

I don’t know why this is, but I am incredibly attracted to stories that go to severe lengths to be accurate in every possible way, especially when it involves science fiction or fantasy. Like The Martian, for example.

What’s the main story line of your mermaid project?

This! This please.

Daaaaaaaaamn (it), Janet! Looking great, especially for being 69.

This is so funky it’s cool. Shit like this is honestly the best things about cars; the weird things that never caught on.