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What we learned from the deadspin comments section today:
- former plumber’s apprentice-turned face pounding super star did not go to college for gender studies
- some people think Conor is overrated because he lost recently
- many Deadspin commenters feel deep religious devotion towards legal contracts

Great Kinja, gang

They’d better cast a proper Scottish fox for the live action movie.

Make sure you get the fake one with the boxing Kangaroo. It would be a 2-for-1. That’s the one I fly in front of our house, and it irritates my wife (from Sydney) and her Aussie friends as well.

No the whole name is Brutus Judas the Double Double Crosser. You do not know a dog with that name.

Hell I will PAY someone to let ME name THEIR baby. Brutus Judas the Double-Double Crosser. It is NOT really that bad and I just wish someone would fucking take me up on it already! I am not having any more kids, and the one I do have is a girl, so I don’t have the chance and I’m not wasting this badass name on a damn

We’ll be writing more about Keemstar in the future, this was more about specific recent events, however. Big picture I did say that there is a danger in false accusations.

Can we get an article in this style when Kasich drops out or loses?

Come on! You know. You know. The picture of them is right there.

Them? They’re engaged!

who are these people? their names arent mentioned even once...

Nah, announcer’s trying too hard. Great race by Orange, though.

The hour trip to Hilsbrad/Taren Mill before I swapped to Horde and then the following hours lost to time pvping were the highlight of my highschool years. Also those Alterac Valley’s that lasted 3 days straight. The grind for rank 14 was real.

A car that costs over twice what I can afford to spend for a car?

Shoutout to people gullible and naive enough to think a race compares to any combat MOS training, much less BUD/s.

Give me a break.

the seller prpbably lives in oregon, but realizes seattle is a bigger market for vintage porsches, and well LA is a MUCH bigger market.

“Argle bargle!” Now that’s funny. I can hear him saying it in my head.

“Hey, look, there’s something free. Let me complain about other things which are not free! Because even though there are people working to make stuff, only I should determine the appropriate amount of profit they are allowed to make. Argle bargle!”

Neutral: Gotta be the RF. I think it’s amazing. I know purists will detest the weight gain and the fact that it isn’t a true convertible (or targa for that matter) but it looks so good.

Demolition derbies are to cars as viking funerals are to people.