I’m a dumb. Could someone explain the Temecula ref?

strong +1

Guy was lucky to have run across the most friendly cafeteria workers in the world.

Good one

I actually like Jay Harris a lot, but damn does he look goofy as hell here. Good accidental comedic relief by ESPN.

It certainly was a “Broad brush”

Pffft...this is only the second most homoerotic way to kiss guns.

Oh man...so good...the last time Cam Newton was caught in a lie, he won the Heisman trophy and the National Championship!

This comment is riddled with irony. Good work!

At this point, it’s probably easier to just delete your account.

Hey dumbass...don’t forget about Randall Cunningham, Shaun King, Troy Smith, Robert Griffin III, Tarvarias Jackson, EJ Manuel, Tyrod Taylor, Akili Smith, Marcus Vick, Rohan Davey, Gino Smith, Jameis Winston, Josh Freeman, Jeff Blake, Cleo Lemon, Dennis Dixon, Terrelle Pryor, JaMarcus Russell, Rodney Pete, Andre Ware…

Seven cars. Seven people. This a crowd that gives zero fucks about the carpool lane.

I liked the gay military one:

Logged in, specifically to congratulate you on a job well done.

Steve 'Aero' Smith

Why does no one talk about how unintelligent athletes are? In these scenarios, is it that hard to imagine that Reggie Bush or Adrian Peterson just don't realize what they're doing and/or saying is wrong, only because they're not smart enough to know any better? Also, has anyone in the world even heard Adrian Peterson…

Oh, great. So now he's just openly talking about his past sexual assault in public.

Succinct

Drew, if I could, I'd offer you a glass of lemonade. You must be parched.

Who invited Tony Perkis' ghost?