This deserves more love.

5 kids that are 10 years apart? That beats the hell out his completion percentage while he was in league...

He's the man. Truly. I've actually seen him in real-life, twice. Both times, he performed spectacularly. I'll tell their stories, below:

I aspire to live my life exactly like Woodrow

I was always a huge fan of "Frank & Beans"

Good looks, bro

Oh man...you just got a straight 4 and not a 4s? My sympathies are with you...

So, I don't know where the dates with the iOS update match up with the dates on a screenshot of a twitter timeline. I guess I could have googled to assure the accuracy of my comment, but the evidence displayed in that screenshot is a bit circumstantial.

All I can do is take you at your word

Kinda more offended you haven't updated your iOS

Cuz he's on an internet comment board. Duh.

Fuck reincarnation non-believers. Big Country Reeves is back!

I think you're looking at this all wrong here. This is clearly a Nike Dri Fit shirt...so, no cotton. It's polyester. Makes all the difference.
http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/pd/le…

Ok. Let's relax. I think I know what the real problem is: You live in New Jersey.

Another example of a fine interview troll:

Haven't seen a receiver this mouthy since:

That's 5 times the length of the initial post. I didn't read it, but BRAVO for the effort.

pretty judgy

It's not that odd that a company so non-nonchalant about head trauma, really doesn't give a shit about women either.

More like...a funny way to spell OUR LORD AND SAVIOR