Reminds me of this:

Fair enough, that is awesome. But I think this is awesome +1:

And while this is a great article-I like spending Sunday learning about this stuff while deadlines loom-it’s precisely because of this:

Not a gif, but I’m feeling the need for a cleansing fire.

I mean, he might as well. Denying reality has been working pretty well for him so far. I’m sure he can convince his 35% of Americans that he never said it and it never happened and the video evidence is faked by the same people who did the moon landing.

The true hero of the piece is David “No Jeep Left Behind” Tracy who ignored the gunfire to walk out into no man’s land and fix the poor jeep’s broken wheel.

“I only took watt I could”

The defendant stood before the judge and said:

The guy caught with the car that ran out of juice was charged with battery.

The thieves were no doubt revolted when a getaway car died.

An electrifying heist. Thanks for keeping us current!

I thought the keys were cell phones but I guess that’s just the model 3. Good think Tesla thieves have less range anxiety than buyers!

I so relate to the wearing baggier clothes. When I was a little girl I only liked to wear dresses, especially ones that I could twirl in. As I got older I favored baggy jeans and sweatshirts. Even now I struggle to wear an “attention-getting” outfit that I love (though I feel proud now that I can do so occasionally…

Loved that as a kid - and never ever had to pay for unlimited gas!

But...free healthcare!

You forgot to work something like “...the charges should trickle down...” in there somewhere.

“if/when it never leaks”