It saddened me to see so many people commenting in the other story that they don’t believe Takei’s accuser, even when they believe accusers in other cases.

It’s exactly what Wonder Woman would do.

Use your power! Seriously, let’s get rid of the idea that all women are replaceable pretty faces.

If it crashes on your property, can you keep it?

Coming soon, in a ditch near you!

Tow trucks everywhere are ready, waiting 100 feet from Dodge dealer.

Yeah, drag radials totally grip well in cold weather. It’s not like temperatures under 40 are bad for them or anything.

Will be anxiously awaiting for first pics of mayhem. Countdown timer to death race 3000....

WHO LET THE DEMONS OUT? WHO WHO WHO WHO

It took me 1 minute to read but 4 minutes to figure out who was calling my iPhone and why I couldn’t hear them.

OOOHHH YYYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!

It took you five minutes to read that?

If it took you five minutes to read that article, the three neurons you lost are the least of your worries.

You owe me 5 minutes and 3 neurons I lost reading this crap...

C&C city: Columbia, SC

Ok, how many days/minutes after delivery and how many miles/feet (km/meters for the Canadians) before the first car bites it? First Cars and Coffee city to wreck one?

I can’t wait to see the first one up close when it crashes into my house.

VW: VaporWare.

I tried the merger with McDonald’s. They rejected me.

I was wondering if perhaps the reason they’ve gone missing is because it was cucumbers all along.