Hmmm, Nico Rosberg is the faux German Jenson Button. It’s just that it took longer for Jenson to realize he’s not a #1 driver. Good riddance to both of them.

Fat Toyota, they don’t call it the LandCrusher for nothing.

Volkswagen is a missing a lot of things. Cars that don’t crap themselves after 20,000 miles is also one of those things. Buy at your own peril.

You know Illinois has two things: 1) People killing people in Chicago 2) A lot of damn hillbillies. This comes under the hillbillies section.

I could care less about Mazda Rotary Engines. Where’s my damn MazdaSpeed3 AWD damn it?

We should have zapped the Commies during the Cuban missile crisis. Most of their crap wouldn’t make it over my bathtub.

Look at it this way, this saved a lot of car owners money in costly repairs.

Maple Syrup, it’s a powerful narcotic, and should be made illegal.

You don’t understad the law bro. You need to watch more TV.

All the feels.

Newsflash, BMW already builds Lada quality cars.

Waiting for a Ford Fiesta has to be the single saddest thing I’ve ever heard. If you start a Gofundme campaign to change your waiting to almost any other car in the world, I will be the first one to promise I’ll donate $20.

I can’t even tell what I’m looking at. It’s like a Rorschach test.

Pastor = Volvo.

Here, put it this way bro, all the execs at work had BMWs. None of them have a BMW now. Gee, I wonder why?

2nd episode was awesome, Americans are just too lame to know funny.

Come on, how hard is it to trick a hillbilly out of money? I watched Green Acres religiously. That must have been the plot of every other episode.

Do you think Stalin had to deal with these kinds of issues?

Personally, I’d rather not have you bringing some car into our country that’s been made from steel akin to a beer can, because when you run the red light, and I blast into you with my thoroughly legal Honda Fit ripping your porcine body in two, I’ll have to live with the fact that I killed some dill hole with less…

Okay, that’s it I’m buying one.