I’ve never wanted to lick money more in my life than right now.

Michelle Yeoh is a horrible actress. Count me out of watching this one.

Imagine being on a motorcycle with another idiot SUV driver out to kill you.

Sadly Donald Trump has made racism cool.

It’s just another way for Audi to sell cheatin’ diesels. Why you’d buy anything from Volkswagen, Audi, Porsche totally beyond me. They’re liars.

Simple, you need that money to pay for Cyber Ransoms once your system gets hacked.

We have a winner!

It’s the way we do it here in SoCal baby! I’ve seen TV show producers with amazing cars, and then one day, gonzo. They can’t keep up payments.

Yeah, because buying a car from a Dealer is just such a great experience.

I work at a private company but we had to stop having Xmas parties as so many workers would get insanely trashed, fight other workers, sex other workers, and then crash their cars.

Stephen Jay Gould had a great way of explaining that. Take earth’s history and make it a measurement of Henry the VIIIs arm from his fingertip. If you were to draw a nail file lightly once on the edge of the nail, you would remove the history of mankind.

Yeah, well I had to drive an underpowered Honda Fit on the 4o5 this morning with BMWs, Audis, and Teslas cutting me off constantly. We all take our lives into our own hands at some point.

Wait for it to start breaking down, then it will become all too familiar.

The real crime here is that they’re still driving a Buick. A true good Samaritan would have traded in the Buick for a Honda.

God, I miss that guy.

The show is fantastic and you’re stupid. I can’t help you.

Well said sir.

Bingo. Mixed signals to pets regarding behavior.

I challenge anyone in SoCal to try and get a “deal” this weekend from a BMW dealer. These people are the stingiest mothers around.

Please stop fooling yourselves. These movies are horrible. It’s the dumbing down of America and why the next president of our country is an abject racist moron.