Me, that motorcycle, and a supermodel on the pillion, pure magic.

I have to deduct points because I don’t see the handle sticking to that alleged frying pan. Epic fail!

What you sedan, wagon loving dorks don’t seem to understand is that people buy cars for practical purposes. Driving experience is not a practical purpose. Shoving a bunch of crap into something is a practical purpose.

Doesn’t it figure that a German automaker would have the most complicated way of figuring restitution for its owners who were cheated?

Formula Bor1ng is just unwatchable. Hopefully with the change in formula coming, it will get better.

These 3 idiots stopped me from watching Myth Busters. The only person more annoying than these 3 clowns is Chris Evans.

As a former Audi owner, when I saw that happen. I thought for sure the transmission had let go, like it did on my A4.

I think it’s pretty safe to say at this point, that Koenigsegg cars are crap. My Honda Fit would have been able to at least drive away from that mess.

In the colonies, we spell judgment sans ‘E.’

I think you’re a lick bag who should shut their lame ass cake hole.

Give me Taco Trucks now!

I wasn’t into Star Wars as a kid, and I’m not into it now that I’m a grown ass man. Y’all need to get your shite together, pronto!

Can I offer to sell you a bridge?

You need fresh air.

Not much profit, trust me.

Stick with the classics I say!

That blowed up real good!

Exactly, nothing to see here, move along. It’s like Ann Coulter, but not a scary looking hag.

Thank god. He’s just the most boring driver ever.