CV joints were brutal. That car would just burn them up.

I have those same shoes.

Volkswagen Golf, Wolfsburg Edition. Everybody warned me about reliability issues. I countered with, German Engineering. Little did I know that German Engineering was code for piece of unreliable junk.

Shut up haters! Dude is building cars, at least in his mind he is.

Ah Toyota quality, the great myth. What a piece of junk.

Gross Polluter Volkswagen, the gift that keeps on giving.

People around boats just seem so damn stupid. Some neighbors of ours lost some of their children during a boating accident one holiday. It was gruesome.

Someone please explain to me why we’re not rocking HUDs on even the cheapest econo boxes at this point.

I’d still need space for my engraved clay busters.

Did the GTI leave you broken down on the side of the road, in the rain, on an interstate with 18 wheelers whizzing by you, inches from your door handle, at 3AM in the morning?

I’m fine with the way the laws are. You want to drive a Citroen so dang bad, go move to freaking France!

We don’t need better batteries, we need super capacitors. Electric cars should be 50% super capacitor, 50% battery.

I’m from the Northeast part of the country. We don’t detail. We just wait for the rain to clean it up.

I thought you said “Anti-SoCal” and was going to hound you for being a water hoarder.

Those cars looked dated at the time they made the video, now they look prehistoric.

With gross polluter VW’s lack of reliability, poor build quality, it’s still amazing they can sell even pencils at this point.

They’re still asking $6,000 over MSRP here for the Golf R.

Has anyone here actually driven one of these Z4 pieces of crap? They’re horrible! Boring engines and transmissions, coupled with massive blind spots, and terrible ergonomics. Who in their right mind was buying these pieces of automotive garbage?

American cars are the best cars. ‘Murica!

Takata has to be THE shite company of this century.