Gross Polluter Volkswagen, how I love thee. You make cars that look like boring shoes that only fanboys would love. Your reliability is legendary for its lack thereof. And now your management has proven their incompetence on the world stage month after month.

Formula Drift has a history?

That’s right out of Dad’s Army.

Any shifter you have to look at is a hunk of junk. With my Honda Fit’s MT I can put my hand on it and tell you if it’s in or out of gear, and which gear it is in. My guess though is that they won’t find Chrysler guilty of a crap product, it was operator error on the Star Trek guy’s part.

Sorry puddin’, don’t see the resemblance at all.

Best automotive story ever!

What was the reason for asbestos being such a popular product?

Here, I’ll put it to you simply. No Rut, no Tanner Foust, and no other guy. Recipe for disaster right there. Top Gear USA rulez!

I made a mistake and bought a Jeep.

I will not go down alone. If my head is to roll, all heads will roll.

Also because Toyota, and they don’t deserve it.

If you bought a Camry, the engine blew up, and you had to pay $5,000 to replace it because Toyota wouldn’t honor their warranty, those tears would bring you joy.

I’m just going to take a guess here, you have no clue who Hitler is.

I made a mistake and bought a Jeep.

Intriguing how unreliable Porsche beat allegedly reliable Toyota with better reliability.

Check that car for paw prints. This sounds like the actions of a devious canine.

Welcome to America. We have more idiots than the rest of the world combined.

I think that it is less of an indictment against the car than it is of the drivers. Americans are just so damn dumb.

Absolutely deserving.

Not if you owned a Toyota and the engine blew up and the didn’t honor their warranty.