My family owned a Camry and the engine blew up. Toyotas are crap.

Oh Toyota deserves this. They make crap products and claim all this reliability BS. Total myth and so beautiful they keep losing.

I think you mean judgment.

You mean, “To finish first, first you have to finish.”

I’m just happy that Toyota lost.

No, Toyotas are crap and this is payback from god for the garbage Camry my family bought from them.

That’s because Camrys are crap!

There is a god! Toyota reliability is a myth. This is what they get for selling our family a Camry where the engine blew up and they didn’t cover it under warranty.

Smedley has a foul mouth.

Ecclestone is a despicable human being. He'd take money from Hitler the same way George Bush did if Hitler were still alive.

Porsche’s are crap. Go ahead and make your Arian electric supercar, Hitler will approve.

Jiffylube is the worst. I asked them to change my transmission fluid. They removed it, but never put it back, the transmission failed. I tried to sue them but a lawyer told me it was going to be next to impossible to win.

Give Curry’s wife credit please. She’s the only one who has said what is on everyone’s mind. Clearly the NBA finals are fixed.

Try owning a used Volkswagen Golf for 2 years, then get back to me.

This thing makes Volvos look exotic. Pass.

Ah, hillbillies. Always up to some hijinks. BT dubs, that Toyota looks better upside down.

Ecclestone is F1's version of Donald Trump. Hell, maybe Donald Trump is the Republican party’s version of Ecclestone.

Yeah, well you’ve never seen me in my ‘92 Subaru FWD Wagon running in reverse bitches!

Don’t be so damn surprised. You’re doing the best damn work on Jalopnik.

Are you kidding? I could smoke that car with my Honda!