Smedley has a foul mouth.

Ecclestone is a despicable human being. He'd take money from Hitler the same way George Bush did if Hitler were still alive.

Porsche’s are crap. Go ahead and make your Arian electric supercar, Hitler will approve.

Jiffylube is the worst. I asked them to change my transmission fluid. They removed it, but never put it back, the transmission failed. I tried to sue them but a lawyer told me it was going to be next to impossible to win.

Give Curry’s wife credit please. She’s the only one who has said what is on everyone’s mind. Clearly the NBA finals are fixed.

Try owning a used Volkswagen Golf for 2 years, then get back to me.

This thing makes Volvos look exotic. Pass.

Ah, hillbillies. Always up to some hijinks. BT dubs, that Toyota looks better upside down.

Ecclestone is F1's version of Donald Trump. Hell, maybe Donald Trump is the Republican party’s version of Ecclestone.

Yeah, well you’ve never seen me in my ‘92 Subaru FWD Wagon running in reverse bitches!

Don’t be so damn surprised. You’re doing the best damn work on Jalopnik.

Are you kidding? I could smoke that car with my Honda!

Can we get a handwriting verification if this is Donald Trump’s?

I was thinking of this photo after seeing the white Ferraris. Well played sir.

I’m just curious to know if the Harley Tool Kit will still be required to make repairs.

Does it hoon?

A) That thing looks bitchin’ rad.

Red cars are hexed. I had one and somebody T-boned it so hard, the passenger seat was knocked into my lap. Luckily no passenger that day. When I came to, I crawled out of the window and a firefighter was walking up to the car and he said, “You should be dead.”

Not quite up to Top Gear US quality, but it was close!

Freaking El Nino!