You totally missed THE story for this grand prix, and it’s Verstappen beating Ricciardo. Verstappen is now the #1 driver for Red Bull. This is going to get crazy.

Have you seen any Japanese children wandering around in the forests there?

Shocking! Who knew that Mustang drivers were such A-holes?

Yeah, and the reliability isn’t an issue at all with these, thank god.

I like your defense articles to be honest. They just hit the spot.

Shocking, who knew that German cars were such pieces of crap.

Totes jelly.

France.

Take your hand, wave it over your head once really fast, and make a whoosh sound.

Corporate secrecy has really gotten insane. I think companies would be wise to have greater transparency. People would have more respect for their honesty.

And why can’t you discern the difference between ‘there’ and ‘their’ we’ll never know. Perhaps it’s the result of a lack of an Ivy League education.

Pretty sweet Honda.

Again, the Honda Fit is the automotive answer to all the questions.

I’m old enough to remember when this car was released. There were a lot of people out there saying, See, Americans can make high end cars!

What a crap stereo that guy has.

I’m not sure why, but I see a lot of Mustang in that car.

Wagons rule, sedans drool.

Is there any human being who has done so much, with so little talent, leaving out all of the Kardashians of course.

Shocking, when did cheating become a thing in NASCAR?

Here’s worse than getting stolen. In Boston homeless people break into cars to take a crap. Yeah, couldn’t sell the Celica fast enough after that event.