F1 is crap. No real racing. Might as well watch America’s Cup.

This totally sucked.

Toyotas are freaking death traps.

Yes, I’m still at work god damn it! I live in LA, what the hell do you expect from me? I’m not made of money you know!

I would like to nominate the Speed3. So many damn buttons.

It’s almost staggering what a complete piece of garbage the Mustang is, and yet monkeys keep buying them. God love you sheeple.

With the best race drivers, it’s about car control. Where they can put their car that others on the track don’t think they can. Rowdy in Nascar is amazing with that. Jeff Gordon was like that.

It looks like a Porsche!

Yeah, I’m all broke up about this.

I’m fortunate enough, and wealthy enough to have done the Grand Tour. It’s the foundation of a gentleman’s education.

Wow, what a shocking development.

Watch this season’s Rubicon Trail episode on Top Gear US. They worked this all out for you.

Clearly COTD.

I concur. Speed is everything. The best part is watching already sped up woodworking videos.

For god’s sake man, drink bottled vodka. Water is for wussies.

A friend of mine who works in Hollywood is a Taste Maker. He meets once a month with 2 different groups of studio execs to tell them what the youth of America are into. He gets paid about $35,000 for each meeting.

Hmm, do you really want to buy a Camaro.

It’s a genius title, nothing meh about it. Get your brain checked.

I hate SUVs with a unmitigated passion, and watching them shed parts in rollovers, a true joy. A thousand blessings on you Original Poster.

Well written, mad props to you.