Here, hold my beer.

Still like Top Gear USA better.

She’s so hot. She’s everything every one of my lame ass girlfriends has not been. Geeky cool.

The Ford just looks cooler.

“The Smart Ones.”

I think it looks quite fetching in the blue. One thing that needs to change, crappy Chevy dealers. I was looking at a Volt a little over a year ago, and the sales approach was vile. When we came back from the test drive a lady was screaming at the repair people at the top of her lungs.

Have to admit, a hidden vice of mine is a 60s NASCAR ride for the street. Brilliant.

Somebody get this kid a screenplay.

Maple syrup does some terrible things to the mind.

Soccer is for girls.

I think the advertising slogan should be: Honda Ridgeline, a pickup truck that only a Euro could love.

Odd that such schadendfreude would take place with a German car. Hmm, but then again, it is a VW.

Do you miss being the Stig? Some of the things you did were freaking hilarious.

Hillbilly internal war. Got to love this.

Ha! I was just thinking how I love me some Jeff Gordon.

It’s still a Beetle.

Wow, I’m sick of the Commies man! How do we get them out of F1?

Ah, just a bunch of dope smokers anyways. Trump will fix their wagons.

From a Boston Red Sox fan who lived through the Big Dig, enjoy that New York.

130HP. Hey, that’s exactly what a Honda Fit has! What do you know, the perfect car.