Hey, I worked on a farm and it took us 2 days to replace the shocks on an old Ford pickup truck. We wound up melting it with a torch to get the old one off.

It’s still a Beetle.

Well I make $110+k and I know a communist when I smell a communist.

If they’re recording the key stroke sounds, meaningless.

You’re kinda dumb. But keep denying the change in the climate, and vote for Trump.

Here in the colonies, we spell judgment sans ‘E.’

It’s an ugly shoe with wheels. Nobody really cares about this thing.

Wait a second, I just checked the date, and it’s not April 1st.

Alleluia brother! Preach it!

This car still looks like a shoe. Why would anyone in their right mind want something like this?

I’m a Top Gear USA fan, so I don’t really care about the new Brit losers. I love how in Top Gear USA Rut and Tanner are ganging up on that New York turdburger.

You don’t think alcohol had anything to do with this, do you?

Stay classy San Diego!

How much is Clarkson paying to have these people come out of the woodwork?

Sorry, but it still looks like a steaming pile.

Screw Chrome, I’m still jamming on Cyberdog.

Is there another leader in the entire world who looks more mafia than Putin?

This is awesome! Couldn’t happen to a better schmoe.

Mark Webber is having a really great day today. Also, Kvyat sucks as a driver. He had his seat bought for him. He’s a joke.

Robby Gordon is my favorite NASCAR driver.