The following is a true story. All of it. I hesitate telling it only because quite a few people have heard it and I run the risk of revealing IheartTurdFerguson’s identity. But Hurling plays a part of the story so here it is:

Get ANGRY at that little ball young gun and spike it. Wallop it down and spin around. Do a triple lutz ice skating thing and smack it. Live.

Counterpoint: Cable companies and telecoms also have vast control over their marketplace, and they don’t do this.