There’s going to be a march for science. Could it be Cheetolini’s creating jobs for printers, the crafts industry, and people who put slogans on shirts?

Osama bin Laden killed about 3000 people 15 years ago.

None of this matters in the Blue States. Stop telling people in the Blue States to do this. Congresspeople and Senators only care about their own constituents.

YES — THIS #TakeBacktheHouse2018. And that means that Democrats — NOW — should be GETTING EVERY SINGLE VOTER IN EVERY SINGLE RED STATE EVERY SINGLE VOTER ID WE CAN. Let’s beat them at their own game. Then watch them try to change the Voter ID rules to suppress the vote until it becomes absolutely inarguable that they…

Fucking vote, to start.

You’d think after Obama has so much trouble getting anything done that we’d all realize that the President doesn’t have unlimited power.

Are you crazy? People will lose healthcare. Free speech is being curtailed. Science is being attacked. States are trying to pass laws that allow cops to shoot protesters, civilians to run them over, and law enforcement agencies to sue them. Hate crimes against non-white people, Jews, and Muslims have increased. They…

Seriously, he just brushed off all her concerns. Maybe if rich, powerful, connected men would stand up and be better allies there wouldn’t be as much of a representation problem in Hollywood as there is today. Ugh. He’s too gross.

Her response also illustrates the stark contrast of:

Mark Wahlberg somehow skated on a hate crime charge for ripping out an Asian man’s eye with a meathook.

I met Carson Kressley at an airport.

Cut the shit. They’re empowered.

When they go low, we punch high.

Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.

Thank you for the nice things. But today, oddly, I can’t stop thinking about Melanie Trump. I wonder what goes on in her head. How does she really feel about her husband? Obviously, she married him for his money, but does she like him at all? Or does she hate him to the bone? And how does she feel about all this…

McAvoy has Brexit to worry about so...jokes on him.

“I’m not American, it’s your fucking problem” is bullshit.

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