There’s nothing more I hate more, than buying stuff with the name of the brand all over it.

The explanation that cleared it up for me is this: The government cannot coerce you into saving someone else’s life by forcing you to donate an organ (kidney, liver, even blood which is super low risk). This is generally seen as a basic human right, not just a good principle to live and govern by. The government…

I have the right of bodily integrity. Something should not be allowed to co-opt my body without my permission.

Bodily autonomy. Same reason it is illegal for someone to rape or assault you. Same reason doctors need your informed consent to give you treatment. Same reason you can get a tattoo or a piercing but it is illegal for someone to force those on you. Same reason your organs can’t be donated after your death if you…

Can you imagine the temper tantrum he is having right now? He’s throwing the biggest, bestest party and no one will come. All of the cool kids are ignoring him. At least Ivanka will pee there for him.

Pennyroyal is a member of the mint family, and an abortifacient. It stimulates your body to shed the uterine lining. There are several plants that do this (tansy, rue, etc). In short, if you drink it at this stage, it is likely to bring on your period - whether or not there was a fertilization that happened.

The Satanic Temple is actually a misnomer. They are atheists seeking the same protections as religious folks. They are really good at it too.

Get thee some pennyroyal tea. Works like a charm for your exact situation. Doesn’t do much past 7-8 weeks, generally.

Actually, the Catholic church DOES object to IVF on exactly those grounds. Say what you like about the RCC (and to be clear, I personally think they’re evil), but they are at least consistant.

Or maybe I’ll send the contents of my menstrual cup with the message, “There’s half a baby in here somewhere. Find it!”

That’s true. You know it’s almost like the government...should be separate from religion. That way you don’t wind up treading on anyone else’s beliefs. ...it’s an interesting idea.

Human life begins at conception, unless you’re a rich white person getting IVF treatments, in which case it begins whenever is most convenient for you.

There’s hope for a good set for Donny, then. #urineforashow

“Human life, beginning at the moment of conception, is sacred in all of its forms and today, I introduced a bill that will protect the lives of voiceless innocents,”

What if all the women going to the March on Washington all banded together as a formal religion devoted to human rights? If we became a relgion, wouldn’t we finally get some protections? I’m serious....

Also performing at the inauguration: Broadway star Jennifer Holliday, DJ Ravidrums, The Piano Guys, Tim Rushlow, Larry Stewart, Marty Roe, Lee Greenwood, and 16-year-old opera star Jackie Evancho, runner-up on America’s Got Talent in 2010.

I will no longer be calling him superman

I just wanted to encourage everyone to call your representatives and senators and ask them to not attend this farce. I just called mine and asked them to stand with John Lewis.

Aw dammit, 3 Doors Down, I liked you in the 90's. Why you gotta tarnish my nostalgia?