Just wear it. The animal(s) died a generation ago. If anyone asks, say it’s fake.

It’s all trash except for Noche Buena and Pacifico. I used to love Dos Equis, but I don’t know what they have done in the last few years, but the beer tastes gross now.

According to the website, it was a “fine” beer made by Cerverceria Moctezuma, until they were bought out by Cerverceria Cuauhtemoc in the mid 80's.

Tacos de jícama. I didn’t like ‘em, but they’re “healthy”.

That’s funny, and it does not apply to my comment. Like I said, my criticism of the candidate comes from what he said (and did not say) at the debates. Y estoy de acuerdo, que lástima. Espero que no la cague.

Reminds me of a time I ate at a Chinese restaurant in Ohio. I was there with a Taiwanese-American friend/co-worker, and after a long day of work, we decided to go to a Chinese restaurant that was right in front of our work place since it was the closest thing and we were starving.

I am worried about the populist tendencies. He completely lost me when he mentioned during the first debate that he wanted to institute plebiscite as a way to pass laws and run around Congress.

Corruption is so ingrained in Mexico that you’d need French Revolution like levels of upheaval to get rid of it.

I hate being rushed through my meals. I grew up south of the border, where people tend to take a long time at the table. Between appetizers, dinner, drinks, (and what’s generally called the “sobremesa”) etc. it can go for an hour plus.

Yelling faggot at the opposing team is as much a “cultural expression” as the Mexican fan that put out the eternal flame under the Arc de Triomphe with his piss in ‘98.

Tracey Ullman as Princess Margaret!

I keep my beard short, and I highly recommend using beard oil. Since I usually wash my face in the shower with whatever soap I have, I tend to end up with dry skin which makes the area under the beard itchy and sometimes flaky, which needless to say, is gross. Beard oil helps alleviate that problem.

The last presidential election cycle in Mexico, and the local one where I live, was pretty bad with regards to Facebook. There’s a lot of “Citizens for...” groups that post videos, pictures, etc. supposedly revealing political parties and/or politicians accepting bribes, etc.

Nothing like an Americano on a hot day.

I’m waiting for that game where you play an evil goose that’s trying to make the farmer go insane by playing pranks on him.