Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

RIP. Happy trails to eternal Dreamland.

Jesus Christ, don’t call people “boss.” It reveals you as a person who isn’t clever enough to be manipulative in a subtle manner.

Yeah, the charge moves were always the biggest tell. I can grudgingly accept that the AI can pull off four perfect inputs in four frames, but Guile pulling a flash kick out of a forward walk or Blanka launching directly into a roll from a forward walk was always clear evidence that they weren’t playing by the same…

BuGOW!

(cites no place with actual free cheeseburgers)

I’d have placed Jason X higher.  That movie is absurdly entertaining.

I was thinking how it could be fun to see a Suicide Squad-type film with all the slashers: Jason, Michael, Leatherface, Ghostface, Freddy, etc. They are “procured” by the government and sent in as a team of assassins around the world, and the other world powers create a counter squad consisting of all the Last Women…

Well, then this console truly replicates the original Genesis experience!

There are still rural parts of the U.S. without broadband. I’d rethink that estimate if I were you.

This calls for a celebratory Jelly-filled doughnut!

So you get pasta free and soup and breadsticks
But you gotta pay for drinks and tip.

But I can already eat at Olive Garden as many times as I want for the rest of my life for zero dollars!

Overhead luggage space. 

Why would you board early when you can be the last person on the plane?  I have no desire to spend more time in a flying coffin than is necessary.

Why they always keep Samurai Shodown VI out of those compilations? I think the roster and gameplay of this version is amazing :)

YOLO

Comes out on Blu-ray? Who the hell is still using Blu-ray?