If you’re referring to this moment, Salah is the only Liverpool player who makes any move to play the ball, which is not aimed near where any of them are standing. This sort of thing happens multiple times per game, and under the current rules is never interpreted as offsides.

Nit pick - The Premier League did not exist in 1989-90. Liverpool won the First Division of The Football League that year

You can pinpoint the moment where his heart breaks!

That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

The number of people who didn’t get this pun could fill the entire ocean under the moon.

Nah. They’ll cast Candice Cameron Bure just to piss her off.

Billy yesterday: “Thankfully the soccer gods did not allow the devil that is VAR to ruin such an enormously important moment of beauty through the pedantic application of the rules in a way that would’ve completely gone against the spirit of the sport.”

Great article Ed! While I don’t think that the BJs have enough fire-power to go very far, the article was very persuasive in helping me understand the perspective of their GM. That being said, it will be hilarious if they don’t make get past the first round, or fail to make the playoffs.

I had a high school coach who thought it was fun to hand out these kinds of gag awards. I remember one of my teammates getting the Big Butt award. Mine was something along the lines of the Diva Award, which I got ostensibly because I was very serious and cared about winning (the reality is that I, as a sophomore, had…

He owes it to himself to not tear an ACL dunking on a 5’8” future CPA.

In all seriousness, why in the fuck is the QB on the national champions and potential first overall pick in the 2021 NFL Draft playing intramural anything?

Alan Durban on behalf of Stoke City. Probably the greatest postgame quote ever made (depending on how you feel about Dennis Green’s performance art.)

Everyone seems to be missing an even greater issue with the Patriots winning last night; the Rams losing brought the people of St. Louis immense joy. Unforgivable 

Are you referring to the Chicago Blackhawks? Maybe the most hated NHL franchise besides perhaps the Penguins? Then yes

I viscerally hate the Blackhawks

I mean, we patriots fans hate the Giants.

“Do you know anyone who viscerally hates either the Baseball or Football Giants? Or the Blackhawks?”

We have to constantly wonder if there are flags regardless of whether or not replay even exists. The NFL’s very existence is a challenge of producing a sport where the over-simplified goal of the defense is “hit them” and the predominant source of penalties other than formations is “we didn’t like the way you hit…

7. “Seven-Four” There is nothing cornier imaginable than a supporters’ section creating a chant to honor a fricken city council vote that allowed a rich asshole to build a stadium.

A linesman is not the match referee. Repeat after me: a linesman is NOT the match referee. A linesman’s flag represents a suggestion to the match official, which the match official may or may not concur with. Sometimes a linesman will signal a throw-in direction, but the referee will countermand it. Sometimes the…