In a series with such infamously poor balance there are memes dedicated to how many restrictions you have to introduce to make the game something resembling competitive or fair.

Expect the meta.

This deserves more stars.

The Special One Percent

Europa League dwellers Arsenal are 7th on that list.

In Juventus-Tottenham, we have a seemingly lopsided matchup between the biggest club in Italy and the fifth or sixth biggest club in England.

Oh, and obligatory Liverpool comment:  How do you say “it will be interesting to see how they blow this one” in Portuguese?

Awesome! Can’t wait to see Altidore uncork runs like that in the World Cup!

The US is so bad at soccer that it can’t even win its own league championship.

The only thing I hate more then a Boston area sports team is Duke.

Patriots are fun to watch too, doesn’t mean they aren’t evil

Vote. Fucking vote. You have to fucking vote.

Or don’t have your parent’s permission.

Token conservative here. I am absolutely appalled how the Republican party has sold it’s soul over the past year. Trump was bad, this is downright terrifying. How can the party claim to be the “Moral Majority” when they are backing a candidate who may be a serial child molester? It’s not like he took a couple free…

Ugh, take your star you savage.

Fuck Roy Moore.

Soccer Jesus doesn’t care about American soccer

I think it’d be an interesting idea if during storms Seamless/Grubhub/any other online food ordering sites put up a little notice on the payment & tip page being like, “FYI - it’s terrible outside and the weather is definitely making your delivery person’s job difficult! Since he or she depends on tips, won’t you…

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.