My cars (CTS, Expedition) are just the right size for two adults and three daughters that will kill each other if squished together for so long and the road trips we take.

Ya fuckin’ cunts
Ya think it’s all aboooout yooooou
Think ya can run us off tooooo
Well now we’re all Yellow

See Maddox here?
He’s not alone at aaaaaall duuuuude
And now we’re coming
Fooooooooooooor
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooou..... 

Its priorities but make sure you get a wife who also enjoys cars (or understands), makes the Jalopnik life much easier.

*You mean "Womyn's studies"

Best part of this is "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" queuing up immediately.

Damn. This is a big reminder that I really need to finish Green Eggs and Ham.

...watch a WNBA game sometime.

Checkered flag.

I'm so glad you asked this, qualityofpercyharvin, because it too is something of a quaestio vexata for me. In fact, any time I even look at a female athlete, the first thought that pops into my head is "I wonder where she falls on the spectrum of sexuality." After that, my second thought is "I guess it doesn't really…