I think his best role was in Idiocracy. He was convincing as a dimwitted lawyer. Very convincing.

Me: Hey Mayura, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Call me Irish, but any cooler heads that prevail won't be on a cop's shoulders. Especially when it comes to dealing with drunk uncooperative college bros.

You know what you don't see in Lindsey's video? Lindsey.

This is a great comment. I've seen the other ones you littered about on this thread. Not everything that rattles around in your head needs reach the keyboard. Contribute some actual dialog replete with personal experience, star the comments you like or STFU

Completely forgot about that word. Thank you. Wish I could star this twice.

I have a friend who took her mother's name as a child. Her father was an abusive douchebag and left her and her mother. Most people don't ask about your last name unless you give them reason to do so. I'm not rereading this ridiculous diatribe today, but this break in social mores isn't like the fight for equal…

Well put. I got a C in women's studies in college, largely because I didn't bark like a trained seal at the professor's more ridiculous notions. Flame me all you want ladies. "Herstory" is a bullshit word. "History" derives from the Greek "histor" which means "one who seeks or knows" and has nothing to do with the…

I almost dismissed this statement as ridiculous, but I googled it and you're right. There are loaning programs for unexpected persnoal expenses. Operative word being "loan". Have you ever tried stiffing Uncle Sam on your taxes? I haven't, but I know people who have and it's always unpleasant. There are funds…

Happily for a grinch like you, the handouts will cover food, because that's all you can do with food assistance. Last time I checked, state and federal assistance doesn't provide for auto maintenance. Extended warranties do, and perhaps she bought one during times of plenty. If she didn't, then she can hang herself…

In Darlena Cunha's case, she decided to keep the Merc which has been running reliably rather than trade it in. A 2003 Merc that sold for $30k isn't going to buy a decent new car of the same size in 2008. It might buy a used one that gets better mileage, but that car could have been ridden hard and put away wet. She…

Go build one on their website. Option it up with some nice amenities and watch the price tag. If you want luxury options, you will pay dearly for them. Here's a tip: If you like luxury and performance and have some money to spend, this is the way to go about spending it.

I've seen more than a few people make terrible choices when it comes to personal finance, but you are absolutely right in this case. I didn't see the model for her car, but if it retailed in the 30s, it's a C-class - MB's entry level luxury line. Had it been a Toyota Camry, which also sells in that price point, I…

Why not just whip them across the shins? FF to 3:00. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axAA2e…

Of course, there's different interpretations of "complex", in which case I can happily point you to the Aston-Martin Lagonda with Lucas electrics. Or pretty much anything from British Leyland with Lucas electrics. There's a reason they called Joseph Lucas "The Price of Darkness".

I'm going to go with the Bugatti Veyron. Anything with that many heat exchangers has to be ridiculously complex. Not to mention the fact that a simple oil change requires removing the back half of the car.