Fuck Jed York. 

My guess is that the team agreed to it while thinking about how they’d just ignore the agreement & then get away with tearing up the deal. You know, like how an NFL team deals with its players.

Without reading the article I already know this is the 49ers fault because the NFL are assholes. 

Rod Beck is a Hall of Famer in my heart.

This is “neoliberalism” in a nutshell, and it has infected every aspect of life from grocery shopping, to education, to medical care. 

We had to destroy the village in order to save it.

I recently moved from a small city with a popular minor-league baseball team to an even smaller city without one, and in all the things I calculated about making the decision to move, I didn’t realize how much I’d miss the simple pleasure of getting off of work, saying “fuck it, I’m not doing anything else with the…

Slow down there, hoss...Nate was a very big player in baseball analytics (see Baseball Prospectus, long before he moved into predicting elections), which allowed him to start 538.

He’s only 31 and already 13th all time in saves (346 - and only 22 from cracking the top 10), has 5 top 10 finishes in Cy Young Voting, 14.6 K/9 for his entire career, and a career 2.04 ERA even after his struggles this year, but yeah let’s write him off for a year where he’s pitched 19 innings and didn’t have a…

And he’s spent the last three years turning into the sort of pundit he was supposed to upend - anecdotal and subject to whims and storylines rather than actual polling numbers.

Ideally we can get rid of the major league games too. Just analyze the swings of each team’s hitters, the spin rate of each team’s pitchers, and declare a champion.

The Pac 12 has the most national titles 14 years in a row.

A guy with a ridiculous accent, wearing a flat-brimmed camo hat, filming videos in the front seat of his car is the voice of reason in this story.

Not sure what’s funnier here. This guy thinking Rams fans exist? Rams fans that exist would care enough to show up to their games? Or that Rams fans that care enough to show up to their games would be bothered to the point of accosting another fan?

The void was actually created by allowing the Jets, Jags, Browns and Dolphins to play at same time. Their combined ineptitude created a black hole that literally sucked the life out of its fans.

What makes this the most hilarious is that the Raiders acquired one of the best receivers in the NFL, a guy who has a legitimate chance at the Hall of Fame, for a third and a fifth round pick and somehow lost the trade.

So the Patriots are Linda Litzke and AB is a set of fake tits?

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

Remember when David Stern nixed a trade that would have sent Chris Paul to the Lakers back in Kobe’s prime because he was worried that’d make the Lakers too good?

Wild card teams. #contextclues