“The Texans went __-__ before crapping out in the Wild Card game in embarrassing fashion last season” is an inevitable truth right up there alongside “death” and “taxes.”

Hey, Barkevious Mingo may be bad, but he is not anonymous. His name may be his greatest natural talent. Don’t take that away from him.

C’mon, talking about it is not the same thing as believing it. Look in the New York Times if you really need an example: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/01/sports/tennis/naomi-osaka-coco-gauff-us-open.html

You said it! Heck, if they’re lucky enough to hit on two of those three picks, they could end up with a couple players as good as Laremy Tunsil and Kenny Stills!!...

You forgot two things Miami gave up in the trade: legit #2 wide receiver Kenny Stills and the last remaining goodwill of the fanbase. Tank for Tua, but he's going to get murdered Week 1.

I did it for the gram too

Yeah, chips and salsa sounds like complete bullshit.

And that retirement’s name? Albert Einstein.

It appears that this “weird stunt” of placekicking is being taken seriously by NFL teams specifically within the context of placekicking, which is something that happens in the NFL. The article acknowledges Ms. Lloyd would need to “win a competition to get a [placekicking] job, and then perform well enough to hold…

If you ever wonder why the country is in the state it is, consider the person who took your sarcastic post seriously has twice as many stars as you.

Of course this isn’t real. I thought we were smarter than that here.

I could be wrong, but I believe he’s being sarcastic and simply showing how rediculous it is to compare what luck does with steel workers.

Also, he plays for a team with a demented goober billionaire owner on more narcotics than an entire bus of Merry Pranksters who spent years staffing an offensive line of folding chairs while Luck earned a medical degree by observing his shoulder reconstruction. Destroying your body for those fans? How many years can…

(Sarah Mclaughlin singing)

There’s no difference between striking workers and scabs either, huh? You’d cross a pocket line and work as a scab too, wouldn’t ya? Everybody’s got bills; as long as you get to pay yours, screw those people marching outside!

Brooklyn got gentrified because people can’t afford to live in Manhattan, not because people were like “Hey let’s go to Brooklyn for the lulz”

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

It was me. I took the Watson laptop and the jewelry. I will return it for no less than 10 chick Fil a sandwiches and a fifth of really nice whisky, like Jim beam black. 

Illinois Packers fans are 10x worse than Wisconsin Packers fans, for the reason that they constantly have to make sure people know they are Packers fans. So you have the loud-mouth jagoff attitude of a Chicago-area resident, mixed with the need to be noticed, and you have the makings of just a massive asshole. WI…

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.