I only clap for the troops

I’m only mayor part time. I unclog septic tanks as a full time job, it pays a lot better.

That cheese intake is offset by bratwurst and American macrobrew, which are 2 of the finer intestinal lubricants on the market.

Misc Overhead Expenses

Let’s play this out a little further, because I’m genuinely interested in how a thoughtful, caring boss in a service industry (which I would say is at least oranges to tangerines with ESPN as light media) weighs this.

Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

I mean it’d be a little easier if we weren’t running the textbook definition of concentration camps, having our President use old KKK slogans while inject himself into the sporting world on a regular basis.  I would love to go back to the times where I could go into a sports bubble and ignore other aspects, but that…

“Next season: simple quad injury mismanaged. Mets’ Alonso to have leg amputated”

Tomorrow: Pete Alonso battling bruised quad, will be able to stay in lineup.

Yep. And also vodka

Man It’s a Hot One . . .

First rule of being a feckless suit: you don't talk about being a feckless suit.

The reminder went out Friday to all employees, including Le Batard, according to an ESPN employee who spoke on condition of anonymity Saturday because the person was not authorized to speak publicly about personnel matters.

The sail at the front of a boat. Now explain your thing!

What’s a jib?

I can’t even begin to understand this joke but,  damn it, I like the cut of its jib!

The guy five people back and two from the center has his shirt on backwards. 

Not sure if you meant to respond to me or....? I did not say a word about the media (!?) and merely mentioned helmets.

Come to Dallas. Dale Hansen would make you proud.

I know I am getting old when I cringe so fucking hard at the total lack of helmets. Ugh.