Under getting hit by a bus made of javelins.

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

No, the tragedy of modern American politics is that one party is led by white nationalists and the other is led by spineless idiots convinced that the white nationalism is a phase and not the end result of 50 years of policy.

Many of them consider the very existence of ESPN-Deportes to be a personal attack against their way of life.

You see, this is why I’m moving on from Deadspin and their constant focus on politcs and heading more and more over to the Ringer where they are talking about the things that really matter to me as a sports fan like which Rom-Com from 2003 holds up the best. 

I’ll mark you down for a 2 on that one.

Wow. A triumph of the reply.

You know what movie is great, Leni Riefenstahl’s Olympia. Now there’s a director who could stick to sports.

Edibles man. Sometimes you misjudge the quantity and this is the result.

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

I am a false prophet, god is a superstition.

If there is a god, he hates the Mariners.

white liberal women know better than AOC what communities that are 50% people of color need and want

Underrated TV show.

Lol. 

unless you think journalists should not attend dinner parties with people they might cover (which is insane).

Whoa, hold on everyone, I think we have a black person in one photo...

The most elegant dinner party for the most elegant peeeeeople!

I hate all these people

Churchill Tommy Gun Society