I assume they picked it up after rehab.

Plot twist: that is Nick’s penis, it’s mad because it’s a private part.

After listening to that voicemail, I don’t know what I’m more surprised by, that Deadspin has a phone number or that Richie Incognito has it.

I had my Joe Johnson “He’s still playing?” moment last year when he went HAM for the Jazz in the playoffs.

Tom Ley provided the in-depth analysis that is that hallmark of Deadspin reporting and what one comes to Deadspin to read.

+2 bedrooms in an illegally converted garage

I would think he may want to live a little closer to work.

As long as he’s willing to compromise a little.

In a separate deal Ty Lue was dealt for an additional Pat Riley hologram.

God I hate that they ever let you out of the greys.

will someone please take the controller out of dan gilbert’s hands?

Assistant: Yeah, coach, he’s going to New York to join those two towers they’ve got.

Are we sure this is collusion or is this just the natural result of the MLBPA completely fucking themselves? They sat back as teams got these insanely long service time requirements (which they manipulate the fuck out of) before a guy hits free agency, thus ensuring they have control of young players for forever. They…

also looks weird on my phone, yet my observation is useless since I’ll be in the grey till 2029 since 1) I can’t figure out how to have a kinja account that I can just log into if I’m logged out, 2) I’ve definitely posted 2-3 exasperated, “old man yells at cloud” comments about deadspin being better 10 years ago

This year’s crop of free agents is not that great. The top 3 guys (Martinez, Darvish and Arrieta) all have age/injury concerns. I mean, if you could sign them for 3 years at 30 million per, teams would probably do it, but they (or Boras) want 5-8 year terms which historically have almost all turned out to be terrible…

Aging players not being over paid is fine (though we can argue whether that’s what’s actually happening here). What’s not fine, however, is that they’ve had their salaries artificially suppressed for 7 years during their rookie and arbitration years. If you’re advocating for them not making that money up on the back…

I wonder how many people even realize the last strike (really a lockout) was ended by Sotomayor

no

I hear what you’re saying but honestly if I have to choose between speaking to a person via telephone or just not eating tonight I’m going with option B.