charmzoc
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It was very polite for the Colts to send all the other candidates home with ‘Finalist’ banners.

Actually I think most of the theory behind advertising is that it doesn’t matter whether people enjoy your ad, remember your ad, or any of that. The only thing is them seeing your ad. Repetition of the brand name develops a sense of familiarity, so when you are in a store and choosing between products people usually

Maybe they could help?

It was the drunk driving that made him an asshole, not being undocumented.

Too bad his daddy wasn’t a state senator; the case would already have been dismissed.

Imagine if we didn’t have illegals in our country? There’d be no more drunk drivers!

Well you see, we have to deal with pragmatic, real world stuff now, Jon.

“I would take...a colossal penis any day.”

I would take a backup QBs salary, a Super Bowl MVP and a colossal penis any day.

it’s almost like the Ref’s swallow flags during the playoffs

The Eagles are undeniably the best football team in the world and have been more or less uninterrupted for the last five months.

Like how often does this kind of thing happen? C’mon down. It’ll be fine.

I remember when the Giants won the WS in 2010. My dad cried. I looked over and asked if he was ok. Tears in his eyes he said, “I just really wish your great uncle Tony was here to see this right now.”

EXTRA! EXTRA! GUY WHO DOESN’T CARE FOR SPORTS DOESN’T WATCH SPORTING EVENT!! NATION WAITS WITH BATED BREATH FOR FURTHER UPDATES!!

If you’re not watching the Super Bowl, you should be watching the Puppy Bowl. If you watched neither, shame on you.

Fascinating. I’ll alert the media.

To be fair, one could probably find at least ten people willing to march and chant “FUCK TOM BRADY” regardless of the occasion, so in that aspect the reaction was almost restrained.

Tom?

Aw. Prayers up for you, buddy.