Jesus, you spend way to much time obsessing over Trump. I don’t like him either, but it never crossed my mind that I’d like the Pats to lose because Trump likes them. Who gives a shit if he likes them? Win or lose it won’t change anything.

Bird teams thrive on confidence. Just ask coin-toss winning quarterback Matt Hasselbeck.

I was at the rehearsal. I can’t say precisely what I saw, given I’m under NDA, but while there is a Prince tribute (it’s Minneapolis!), it isn’t a hologram and isn’t cheesy. The performance was terrific, by the way, and I’m not a Timberlake fan.

Jason Whitlock was never good at football.

The shocking thing is how much it resembles the acceptance speech from last year’s AKC Best in Show.

What does this photo of a nice lesbian couple have to do with the original comment?

“Hell” is German for “bright.” Basically just a golden lager.

WAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPP

I derive perverse amusement from all the people who are Very Mad On The Internet about the Warriors. So while I don’t actually want to see LeBron team up with GSW, watching heads explode while people freaked out about it would be hilarious.

Yeah, and the 2 previous years he finished 6th in QBR. His drop this year couldn’t possibly have something to do with them getting rid of his top 2 WR’s and having no support from the run game. Not to mention half his OL on IR. He still put up numbers. Cousins earned his money. And his former team with the insulting…

Last night’s megatrade 

Dude, Haynesworth isnt even ON the team anymore.

Do they periodically forget to go play the team that’s actually on the schedule, and instead stop off to beat the shit out of the Byzantine High School team?

Back in 1997 I was out in LA visiting a friend. She got us 2 tickets to screen a movie. Free! Popcorn and soda included. BEFORE the movie started while in line, some dude with a camera asked me to plug the movie. Remember, free popcorn and soda. “It was GREAT! I’m gonna see it again!” I said. The movie was so bad I…

Good, more retirement grease for Willie.

Shit, can you imagine how goddamn annoying Boston fans would be if they had been nuked too?

I could go find that Simpsons “That’s the Joke” thing but instead I’ll just highlight you so you can make my point so eloquently for me.

Go fuck yourself.

I mean...if you did the first it would do the second also.

Nah, fuck Boston.