“The games take too long! We’re losing millenials! Pitching is too dominant! We’re losing millenials!”

I hope they stop juicing the balls if they’re going to put a 20 second clock on pitchers, the games will get longer if batters see better pitches and pitchers risk fatiguing faster. What will likely end up happening is every pitcher is going to take the full 20 seconds non-verbally signaling Omaha and Papa Johns.

Imagine the “shoulda kept Garappolo” takes if Hoyer has to come in and throws a game sealing interception in the final minutes.

NO ONE CARES!

Who the fuck wants to watch basketball?

That’s the Patriot Way.

Yes.

No, he gets sent to the pound.

I can’t tell you what it is. But I can tell you what it isn’t. It isn’t one of them new fangled loaves, that’s for damn sure.

No offense, but I hope the Jaguars Defense, Fournette, and Blake Bortles (lol) beat the Pats so bad that you cry and pee.

So what you like about Romo is he helped you realize how much you love Tom Brady?

They aren’t, that’s my point. The people who voted for Trump are by and large the same people who always vote republican, and are by and large NOT economically insecure. That does NOT mean that there aren’t people who ARE, and they did not all vote for Trump. The vast majority either voted for Hillary or did not vote…

A necessary move, to take down Jamaica at the Joint Olympics.

“North Korea and South Korea have agreed to form a joint Olympic women’s hockey team” to avoid having to wait for the visiting athletes defect before being able to integrate them into the same team. Fify.

Stop saying, “full stop,” Adam Savage. A period ends a sentence. We get it.

In that order.

It is not what Mueller has been investigating, but it is why he has been working in concert with the New York attorney general’s office. He knows, as you should, that nothing will stick at the federal level. It boggles my mind that you think congress would do anything against him at this point.

And are they in jail? They will cut deals that will ensure they will not be seeing the inside of a prison cell. At best, you may get Manafort as a symbolic thing the way they got G. Gordon Liddy.

Not a fucking chance and if you seriously still believe that you are dreaming and should wake up. Robert Mueller is not going to save us.

Not a single person is going to go to prison over this and you should know that by now. Nothing will happen. It’s not that I don’t WANT people to go to prison, it’s just that I’ve learned not to have any expectations of such after ZERO bankers went to jail over the foreclosure crisis.