Here are the guys I’m suprised won a super bowl: Old 17 INT Manning in ‘16, Flacco in 13, Baby Ben in ‘06, Brad Johnson in ‘03, Dilfer in ‘02, Baby Brady in ‘01, Rypien ‘92, Hostetler ‘91, Doug Williams ‘88, McMahon ‘86, Plunkett ‘84 & ‘82 (though I’m prepared to be turned on this by anyone who’s got a deep dive on…

This is why I was losing it at the end of this game. Brees was our last hope. The Emperor has already won.

We all know how this ends: The Pats win this year and every year that Trump is in office because that is the world we live in now. Welcome to the darkest timeline.

Not kicking that PAT has someone screaming conspiracy right about now.

Nah, we all know how this goes. Vikings and Jags D are good enough, Eagles maybe. But Brees was the only QB left that could have beaten the Pats.

Except the Vikings still didn’t cover as the spread was +5.5 before kick-off.

Nobody wants this more than Trent Dilfer. He can stop hearing “hey, if Dilfer can win a Super Bowl...”

What happens if they don’t? Do they eventually start accumulating delay of game penalties until they have to start penalizing them half the distance from their own end zone and run into Zeno’s Paradox where they can never get all the way back for a safety? Does the NFC Championship never happen? As the years pass by,…

The only way I can rationalize it is that the Safety thought he was coming in too early and didn’t want the PI, and then subsequently fucked everything up.

QB is unquestionably the most important position in sports. You can’t win consistently without a great QB.

I think the Vikings defense can bring him to heel.

Dude HAD to have money on the Vikings. There’s no other explanation.

The old tackle with your head method is going to be questioned after this.

No.
You and I just witnessed the results of Drew selling his soul.

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

What exactly do you have against Ford and Chevy?

Wrong. Not even Chris Bowell’s worst onside kick:

Jesus Christ, Southie, you’re now defending your crush on every article whether it relates to him or not? He’s not going to fuck you unless you’re a Silicon Valley douchebag.

“Not taking all the credit, but I taught them both everything they know.”

I for one am looking forward to the Foles v Bortles Super Bowl!