Tomi Lahren. Born Rapid City, SD.

Just turn around and inspect your work before you flush.

You know Bill’s not gonna fuck you, right?

Hasn’t this already happened?

If you’re not paying for my life rights, you don’t get to shop this script around.

The problem is he knows the game well and constantly spouts bland platitudes and offers nothing of value to the broadcast that you couldn’t get from a well trained goldendoodle. It would be one thing if he was just an excitable dotard who was happy to be there; he chose to pander to the lowest common denominator fan…

Wait, are you fucking serious about that shredded Cinnamon Toast Crunch??? WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT COME OUT?! WHY HAS NO ONE SAID ANYTHING TO ME?!!!

I thought I would hate it when I moved to the west coast, but as I get older and no longer go out drinking til 3am on Saturdays, it’s pretty nice to not have to wait 4+ hours for games to start.

Bills fans celebrated their team’s (short-lived) playoff run by traveling to Jacksonville in droves, laying waste to any table-like structure in their path, reportedly starting a garbage fire,

In his defense, I’m sure ESPN would hurl some gotcha questions at him, like “Which team do you want to win?” and “What sport is this?”

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

“It’s funny to hear a female write about concussions.”

it was not the game we needed but probably the game we deserved

Sorry to break it to ya, but the Chiefs lost because the Chefs showed up in the 2nd half. If you think “take away those 3 points, and we win!” then just remember that Tennessee was moving the ball SO EASILY on that last drive, and could have easily scored instead of kneeling on it.

How can the Chiefs be the Browns of the playoffs when Marvin Lewis and the Cincinnati Bengals exist?

I’ll admit that it would’ve been interesting to see how Andy Reid still would’ve fucked up the game if that field goal never happened.

I hope he gets some help, mental illillness on sailing ships is no joke.

Why? There wasn’t anything “illegal” or “BS” about it, it was just a weird play. Shit happens.