I’m a Gen-Xer,and I’m laughing at the idea of this being some nostalgia piece.  

Hello fellow young people. I am hip with the language of young people. What with your paralax skipping and invisible walls.

I’m used to this administration regularly baffling me and crying out “what the fuck?!” in confusion and anger, but seriously, what in the actual fuck? If this was sun-downing Trump describing why Baron is good at cyber I would get it, but is this lady’s brain turning to pudding just by proximity to Trump?

I want to warp to November so I can vote this incompetent asshole out of office.

Jesus. You bought your kid a CASKET?

Well the majority of people buying full size pickups don’t need them either, and yet they’re still ludicrously popular and people get very angry if you suggest that their needs would probably be met much easier in a minivan, wagon or SUV.

Nope.  It’ll be the Ranch-E-Ro and it’ll be electric.

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

But will it have crank winders, no touchscreen, an AM/FM/HAM radio, 2-door, long bed, and a manual transmission? If not HARD PASS.

Also gas related, check the fuel tank. No really, I once had a very early XJ6 Jaguar, they have a petrol tank in each rear wing each with its own filler cap. I lent the car to a friend for a weekend and being a good friend he thought it would be polite to return it with full tanks. Knowing it was a thirsty brute with…

An electric Harley will never sell in big numbers. Every time they're at a light or just cruising down small streets they always hold down the clutch and pull the throttle down just a little to make sure everyone knows how cool they are. How do you let everyone know how cool you are on an electric bike? Until Harley…

Maybe Harley should try making an SUV?

Quigley FTMFW!  You can live down by a lot more rivers with one of those.

Having kids IS cool, man - it strongly suggests that the fella got laid!

Yes! Finally a chance to flex. I have (against most odds) been operating a USDM Delica/Mitsu Wagon for about 6 and some years now. I contend that cab-over vans were never done justice in the U.S. and is the best shape for urban usage - go figure since they evolved in the context of dense Asian cities. Highways…

Uncalled for. They don’t come to where you work and knock the broom out of your hand.

Why hasn’t any motorcycle manufacturer produced a mass-produced tron cycle? seems like a no-brainer.

I was going to guess “My Beer and Watch This.” This is quite literally the 60s British equivalent.

“Doom Project Diary, day 667: Been trapped in this base for years now. I keep thinking I fought the last demon, broke the last crystal, grunted the last grunt... but I’m wrong. I wake to an endless sea of laughing, gibbering abominations in an endless bath of death and corruption in endless bases on endless planets.…

That’s why I passed on it.