You get double points if you’re a chickenshit who has never served.

You know, I went and looked it up!

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

This would have been such a great splice for The Cuck.

Just between us, Trump definitely fucked Tyson’s wife, right?

Lindsay Lohan was a guest on Jamie Oliver’s cooking show and the taping was reportedly a disaster.

If I clap really hard, will the Matt Lauer one come true? I do believe!!

Is that you, Ayelet?

Also talking out of my ass, but I doubt this was a one-off thing. Every couple fights, but I think most people try to do it when the kids aren’t around. It seems to me that you’ve already reached a point of no return if you’re yelling in front of the kids in such a manner that one of them feels the need to intervene.

The one who was sexually involved with a 15 year old girl

Well if we go by what we’ve seen with her kids so far, I’d say Madonna is doing a great job as a mother. The worst we’ve seen is that Rocco wants to live with his dad and Lourdes, the college student, got caught smoking. When the alternative is Kylie Jenner or Ariel Winter or Chloe Lattanzi, it's pretty shocking how…

I have had conversations about SEVENEVES with 3 people. They said:

I’m sorry I wasn’t able to contribute to this article in time for deadline. I founded io9 because there was nothing else out there like it, and I wanted a place where I could find all the science and science fiction news that I craved. So I built io9 basically for my own personal needs. But then I discovered there…

I appreciate Simone Biles for her lack of faux modesty. I overheard someone say they didn’t like her because she was too cocky.

lol i started crying as soon as aly finished her floor and starting crying

Anything for a story. :/

(That was a joke, folks...)

This reminds me of those times people at work say, “you know what would be a great show? Us. Right here, what we do. We’re hilarious, we’re interesting.”

Sure it is. I’ve never seen you, and I already dislike you intensely.

Media never shows women being brutalised? What? You’ve clearly never watched any movie or tv show ever.