I’m a fundamentalist and I approve this message. If you are strong in your faith, another person’s faith or lack of faith does not threaten you. I would add you also need love and compassion. Man, how I HATE people who don’t love. They are the WORST. Why, they....oh, nevermind.

My Lord.....we have sunk the earth vessel carrying the stolen ancient device into the ocean. They will no longer be able to open the Chappa’ ai. You can enslave them and make them build your temples.

I was reading this article and some of the comments and, although I love Chiwetel Ejiofor, it’s a bit weird how adamantly people are calling for a Black Doctor. Even as a Black person myself, I would love a non-white male Doctor but I don’t see him as necessarily having to be Black. To me, it would make a lot more…

Just make the Doctor a Ginger Female and tick off at least two of the boxes.

Oh he will get it eventually, but first he needs to ensure the other doctor's have a good death, a man's death, there's no shame in it. He's a patient man, he knows that when a target goes to ground, you ensure there is no ground left to go to.

“Me too!”

That’s nice of them, but unfortunately, I will never be attracted to one. They have taken a strong stance against the 2 things I will ALWAYS look for in a phone: Removable memory and Removable battery.

If you combine it with xkcd, every possible topic should be covered... :)

I firmly believe there is an SMBC comic that applies to every article on io9/gizmodo.

Yes, this basically DEUX Ex Machina. Hehehe... You see, because deux is French for two,... And this is basically Ex Machina 2,.... And Deus and Deux are quite similar spelling, and.... Hehe...... SCREW YOU! MY MOM THINKS IM COOL!!

Excellent PR move to help the movie, too. I know I’m feeling more inclined to see it in a theater after reading this.

Look closely, it’s for hipsters. Trendy hipsters who want to be different and brag about constantly being on the cusp of tech.

Fun fact: in the olden days U-boat commanders wanting to torpedo a surface ship had to visually estimate the target’s relative course, called the “angle on the bow”; it was a learned skill. Dazzle camo was designed to make that job more difficult and less accurate.

And it is the prime timeline, as they don’t have the rights to the Abramsverse

“More importantly, how Ragnarok is Ragnarok going to be?”

Or, you can just have Thor say “...she weren’t no big thing...”. People have had disposable romances since the dawn of time so a literal god who has his pick of earthly women would totally play the field. So would Jane Foster for that matter, though your next boyfriend may pale next to a Nordic god so she better start…

They were turned into newts, but they got better. Canon.

This is arguably not relevant to your post, but I once saw Run-DMC with the Beastie Boys opening in Paris

Threshold is the Spock’s Brain episode of Voyager.